Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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