I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
only if we run a train.
done.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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