At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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