Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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