did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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