He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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