Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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