There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Randomize
