i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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