The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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