I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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