If you die in college, do you die in real life?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
