Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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