Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
What did we do last night that was yellow?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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