we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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