He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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