i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Randomize
