pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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