ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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