just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
