1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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