i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Randomize
