i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
