So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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