I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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