Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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