haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
