In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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