and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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