I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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