Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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