Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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