I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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