i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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