My room smells like vodka and shame
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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