Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize