if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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