That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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