just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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