She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
