elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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