You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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