Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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