i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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