You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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