you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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