We're like a lot better than the average bears
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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