I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
