So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i came on her dog
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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