doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I see more hoeing in ur future
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