just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
As shirtless as possible
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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