Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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