she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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